holybazookas:

Found this in my nieces room. Awesome.

holybazookas:

Found this in my nieces room. Awesome.

sidizenkane:

Darrien Hunt, a person of colour and a part of the cosplay community, was shot dead by police for walking around with a toy sword. http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/
If anyone going to New York Comic Con would like to join me, I’ll be wearing a black ribbon on the sleeve of my cosplay each of the four days. It’s not much, but I figure it’s at least something that we as a community can do to show solidarity.
If anyone has any other ideas, please feel free to share them.

sidizenkane:

Darrien Hunt, a person of colour and a part of the cosplay community, was shot dead by police for walking around with a toy sword. http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

If anyone going to New York Comic Con would like to join me, I’ll be wearing a black ribbon on the sleeve of my cosplay each of the four days. It’s not much, but I figure it’s at least something that we as a community can do to show solidarity.

If anyone has any other ideas, please feel free to share them.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:


snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

If some Dalek can exterminate someone, that Dalek will pick the worst possible time to exterminate them, because that Dalek’s a Dalek.

(Source: schtalling)

fluffmugger:

abunchofassholes:

larousseradicale:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

everything in life is a trap, pour one out for him #RIP

I hate this because this is actually another example of women’s and lesbians’ oppression. Many lesbian parents who get into a bad financial situation (no matter how temporary) are forced to contact their donor for support even if they don’t want to or there was a contract because the government makes them do that before they are approved for any kind of government assistance for your child. Maybe if they gave both moms parental rights things like this wouldn’t happen. Blame the government not the parents.
Also it wouldn’t surprise me if they paid him to be a donor and he did it without knowing what he was doing in order to reap his own benefits. Do not feel sorry for him one bit.

So basically this dude is being forced to pay large sums of money for a kid that he has no parental rights to and you’re making this about women. Really.
Why do you have to make other peoples’ problems all about women? Why do you feel the need to constantly reframe everything so you look like the victim in every possible situation?

Actually it sits on both. It’s fucked up. Supremely fucked up. If they’re actually telling women that they can’t go on any assistance until they’ve leeched dry a sperm donor who has zero parental input on the kid they helped conceive, then it’s a hugely fucked up chunk of what the almighty fuck. 
More info (from this article)[But] when the couple encountered financial difficulties, and one of them applied for state benefits, the state of Kansas applied to a court to have Mr Marotta declared the child’s father and made responsible for her. 
The state.  in other words: The state has decided these women, if fallen on hard times, must tap into the resources of a guy who is completely un-fucking-associated with them beyond a donation of baby gravy before they will even fucking consider them as being worthy of support.
This guy is getting financially fucked because the government has decided it’s too harrrrrrd to deal with a fucking family that has origins beyond a basic “one mum one dad” scenario.  The fact that the women in question are independent and have come to their own arrangement regarding the child means nothing.
This is a four-fold crossfuck of a situation.  The state is clinging to the outmoded idea that a woman and child have to be the responsibility of a man.  Two lesbians can’t be parents!  And we certainly won’t support one of them while there’s another person out there we can start financially fucking up the arse as a convenient cash cow instead!  And they’re using legal douchebaggery to fucking squirrel around it.
Then there’s this little gem from CNN senior medical correspondent Elizabeth Cohen: 
"For all they know, they were lovers, They need that documentation. He’s the dad; he ought to be paying up."In other words “Well there’s a kid so clearly one of these “lesbians” porked a dude! HA! QED”The guy has said “I’m not her parent” Her actual parents have said “He is not the parent” but the state (which also btw doesn’t recognise same sex marriage) has decided that it gets to stick it ham-fisted, out moded hands in there and diddle around instead because it “knows better”
JFC
Also larousseradicale, you can go fuck yourself.  “Do not feel sorry for him in the slightest”  HE WAS FUCKING HELPING A COUPLE OUT THAT WANTED A CHILD BUT FACED NUMEROUS ROADBLOCKS AND SHITFUCKERY THAT PREVENTED THEM FROM DOING SO.  They took multiple steps to make sure everyone knew where they stood, but some piddlestick is using a technicality to derail everything.  He’s just as much a fucking victim of this bullshit as the women are.  

fluffmugger:

abunchofassholes:

larousseradicale:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

everything in life is a trap, pour one out for him #RIP

I hate this because this is actually another example of women’s and lesbians’ oppression. Many lesbian parents who get into a bad financial situation (no matter how temporary) are forced to contact their donor for support even if they don’t want to or there was a contract because the government makes them do that before they are approved for any kind of government assistance for your child. Maybe if they gave both moms parental rights things like this wouldn’t happen. Blame the government not the parents.

Also it wouldn’t surprise me if they paid him to be a donor and he did it without knowing what he was doing in order to reap his own benefits. Do not feel sorry for him one bit.

So basically this dude is being forced to pay large sums of money for a kid that he has no parental rights to and you’re making this about women. Really.

Why do you have to make other peoples’ problems all about women? Why do you feel the need to constantly reframe everything so you look like the victim in every possible situation?

Actually it sits on both. It’s fucked up. Supremely fucked up. If they’re actually telling women that they can’t go on any assistance until they’ve leeched dry a sperm donor who has zero parental input on the kid they helped conceive, then it’s a hugely fucked up chunk of what the almighty fuck.

More info (from this article)

[But] when the couple encountered financial difficulties, and one of them applied for state benefits, the state of Kansas applied to a court to have Mr Marotta declared the child’s father and made responsible for her.

The state.  in other words: The state has decided these women, if fallen on hard times, must tap into the resources of a guy who is completely un-fucking-associated with them beyond a donation of baby gravy before they will even fucking consider them as being worthy of support.

This guy is getting financially fucked because the government has decided it’s too harrrrrrd to deal with a fucking family that has origins beyond a basic “one mum one dad” scenario.  The fact that the women in question are independent and have come to their own arrangement regarding the child means nothing.

This is a four-fold crossfuck of a situation.  The state is clinging to the outmoded idea that a woman and child have to be the responsibility of a man.  Two lesbians can’t be parents!  And we certainly won’t support one of them while there’s another person out there we can start financially fucking up the arse as a convenient cash cow instead!  And they’re using legal douchebaggery to fucking squirrel around it.

Then there’s this little gem from CNN senior medical correspondent Elizabeth Cohen: 

"For all they know, they were lovers, They need that documentation. He’s the dad; he ought to be paying up."

In other words “Well there’s a kid so clearly one of these “lesbians” porked a dude! HA! QED”

The guy has said “I’m not her parent” Her actual parents have said “He is not the parent” but the state (which also btw doesn’t recognise same sex marriage) has decided that it gets to stick it ham-fisted, out moded hands in there and diddle around instead because it “knows better”

JFC

Also larousseradicale, you can go fuck yourself.  “Do not feel sorry for him in the slightest”  HE WAS FUCKING HELPING A COUPLE OUT THAT WANTED A CHILD BUT FACED NUMEROUS ROADBLOCKS AND SHITFUCKERY THAT PREVENTED THEM FROM DOING SO.  They took multiple steps to make sure everyone knew where they stood, but some piddlestick is using a technicality to derail everything.  He’s just as much a fucking victim of this bullshit as the women are.  

mailorderwife:

if your brand of feminism is that oppressive institutions can stay in place as long as a woman is in charge regardless of the less privileged women she exploits… maybe like try harder

codelens:

Enforcement Officials Beat & Kidnap a 12-yo Black Girl in Front of her Residence, Claiming She Was a Prostitute
"When her mother and father came outside after hearing her cries for help she was desperately holding a tree with one arm while plainclothes officers were beating her in the head, neck and throat.
Dymond Milburn, now 20-years-old, was an honor student attending advanced classes at Austin Middle School, when her life would be forever scarred by Galveston police.”
None of the enforcement officials who terrorized and beat Milburn were penalized.

codelens:

Enforcement Officials Beat & Kidnap a 12-yo Black Girl in Front of her Residence, Claiming She Was a Prostitute

"When her mother and father came outside after hearing her cries for help she was desperately holding a tree with one arm while plainclothes officers were beating her in the head, neck and throat.

Dymond Milburn, now 20-years-old, was an honor student attending advanced classes at Austin Middle School, when her life would be forever scarred by Galveston police.”

None of the enforcement officials who terrorized and beat Milburn were penalized.

(Source: thefreethoughtproject.com)

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

Jon, presumably, has a job.

Let’s look towards the arse end of the week. Thursday, Friday; Jon’s at the end of a stressful work week. One of the known and effective treatments for stress is scritching a puddy tat, so regardless of Garfield’s attitude, whenever that ginger fat fuck is available for the scritching Jon will be willing to oblige. It’s mutually beneficial.

The weekends, Jon doesn’t NEED to scritch a cat, but there’s little else to do in his rather miserable existence, so the scritchings continue even after morale has improved.

Then Monday happens.

Let us be honest: Garfield is a cunt, even on a scale calibrated specifically for felines. Jon is somewhat stressed after the first day back at work, but to look past Garfield’s bullshit and make with the scritching is currently more trouble than it’s worth.

So there may be food. Lots of food, even, which one would think would be enough. (And a sprig of rosemary!) But there is no chance for Garfield to properly re-scent Jon until at least Wednesday.

That’s why he hates Mondays.

(Source: habibichic)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(Source: lol-coaster)

micdotcom:

One man asked 655 Grindr users about Scottish independence — and the results are hilarious

Tumblr user machotrouts — who is himself in favor of independence — decided to ask 655 Grindr users their thoughts on Scotland’s big vote. Of those that responded, 114 said they weren’t in favor of breaking away from England, while 110 said they were. “So there you have it,” he writes. “When only decisive opinions are taken into account, Grindr votes NO to independence, with a 54-46% split.”

Some were keen to discuss … others not so much | Follow micdotcom

them-witches:

the onion is going for the fucking throat 
irrascible:

best one yet

If so, dat compression ratio.

irrascible:

best one yet

If so, dat compression ratio.

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like