F-Bombs Have Been Authorized

(Source: red004)

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

dialga-palkia:

This is the Bum rap Rhiny.

It’s dressed in Phoenix’s GS1-3 suit.

In handcuffs.

“Bum Rap” means false accusation.

…oh, that’s an ‘S’.

waffawa:

Prediction for last case on Dual Destinies to get everyone excited! :D

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…GET OUT.

gooddogbestfriend:

collegefitnessfight:

Truth

1. Sam Yao (or Maxine or Eight or Simon etc, take your pick) back at Abel
2. Zombies behind you
3. Zombies groaning in your ear
4. Zombies from the race missions/season two right IN YOUR EAR OVER YOUR SHOULDER SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN

(Source: b-o-d-y-b-l-o-g)

awesomephilia:

My life since joining tumblr

naruhodos:

long time no see get it

get it

mr-egbutt:

thekingofvikings:

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

wiseavenger:

neko-bii:

wiseavenger:

Edgeworth is in GS5 so there’s a 700% chance that Wendy Oldbag will also be in it.

equisdeblog:

I’m so excited about Edgey being in AA5 *U* I hope he hasn’t found anyone to love in these years because I want NaruMitsu and I want it so bad i’m about to explode assdafagagagagsh

What if he did find someone to love but kept his distance because that someone was a little too busy overhauling the legal system to take down a corrupt defense attorney and we can find this out through the fucking Mood Matrix?

…yeah, it’s too much to hope for.

Far too much.

You’d be a fool to believe Capcom would go there.

A foolish fool.

…

JUST TEASE HIM ABOUT HIS GLASSES NICK AND WE’LL TAKE IT FROM THERE

plenair:

actionjackel:

hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

Hot Skitty on Aipom action?

(Source: stahl-ebooks)

samclifford:

jennifergearing:

samclifford:

spacecowboybriony:

dervlaaarghhh:

batched:

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath

Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.

Benedict Comedicmismatch

Something I like about this is that Benedict Cumberbatch’s Benedict Cumberbatch name isn’t Benedict Cumberbatch.

Yes it is, though?

First letter first name : B
Last letter last name : H

I read this while tired. Silly me. I thought it was first of last as well.